I’ll start this with, I have a huge amount of respect for Police officers. I will get nervous around them at first, but I consider it a form of respect for the badge. They do a line of work that not every one does, it’s not always good times, but day in and out, they get the job done to the best of their abilities.
Whenever I know I’m going to be on my cellphone for a while I usually take a walk around my apartment complex, since my apartment get really horrible cell reception.
There I was talking to my dad about my future plans, when I see the headlights of a Crown Victoria, aka Cop Car. First thought that went through my head was: I wonder if the neighbors called the cops on someone…
Second thought: Wouldn’t it be funny if that was for me?
Funny story: It was.
My first thought was, I wonder if a neighbor thought I was being too loud. Ironic, considering I’m usually calling in loud parties where the occupants have no regard for people they are affecting despite politely telling them TURN THE MUSIC DOWN WE’RE TRYING TO SLEEP.
Apparently, when you wear a black beanie, and sport a Santa Claus bear in black, you look like someone who wants to jack a car.
Normally, something like this would upset me. But I remember something that Belita Moreno said (playing Benny on The George Lopez Show) which went something like:
“If you don’t laugh, you’ll just cry”
So I went along with their protocol, putting my dad on hold. Gave them my name, birthdate and driver’s license # since my ID was in the apartment. They ran it, and I had that sinking feeling that I have every time I buy groceries or anything on a card, the sinking feeling of “Is the charge going to go through?”
It was also in this time I wish I had ran my details with my ridealong officer earlier this year to make sure I really had no records. I haven’t done any thing wrong (as far as I know), but it couldn’t help to double check. Last thing I want is to be told “You’re wanted for Armed Robbery in the state of Wisconsin But I’ve never been to Wisconsin!’ *wimper* ”
In this time, Cinthia came out of the apartment and was puzzled as to why there were two Police officers with me. Second guy snuck up behind me and was stealth till Cinthia came over and was looking past me at him. He must’ve been a ninja in his past life.
My report came back clean, and the lady officer apologized for the trouble, though she didn’t need too since she was doing her job. We did get a good chuckle out of it and that’s when I learned that my santa claus beard and black beanie gave me the carjacker-look.
I wish I remembered Cinthia’s camera in my pocket. I would’ve had a photo taken with them!
I should consider myself lucky. I had 3 police officers/cruisers show up for little old me =)
Oh, and I didn’t get arrested. That’s cool too.