To the rest of you President-Running Twitter Bots
Dear @JohnMcCain2008, Thank you for adding me to your friends list. I’m not sure what I tweeted that would require your patronage, but I appreciate it. However, I would like you to know that I won’t be voting for you. Or anyone else. For I am not a citizen, I don’t even have a green card. However, were you able to change that status for me relatively soon? I might be able to sway my vote your way.
Same goes for the rest of you.
